Everybody knows that the Zombie Apocalypse is imminent so you need to be ready to fend off the zombie hordes. You should start preparing and for this you should start filling your Zombie Survival Sheet so you know exactly what you need when the Zombie Apocalypse comes. Here is mine:
Cothing (upper): ACU Military uniform. Lightweight, sturdy yet dries quickly. Lots of pockets to keep things in, makes no noise. Camouflage helps also. (If a zombie can’t see you he can’t bite you.)
Clothing (lower): ACU Military pants. Same as above.
Headgear: ACU Military cap, great for keeping the sun out of your eyes.
Main weapon: AK-47 Cheap, reliable, and easy to find ammo…i guess
Secondary weapon: Crowbar. hard-hitting plus you have the advantage that you can pry open things and other uses.
Location: Monterrey, México
Stronghold: Zombie-Proof house in the montains
Vehicle: FJ- Cruiser with spikes on the bumpers
Inventory: Stainless steel canteen, sturdy combat knife, swiss army knife, singal mirror, rope,
Last Words: sumbitch!
Battle anthem: Any song from the cd Astro Creep 2000 by White Zombie…coincidence?
Who’ll be the funny black guy that dies at the end of the zombie invasion?
hmm, lets see…he has to be funny and black and must die. Well the ones that go first are the fat ones. They can’t run as fast plus they are extra yummy. Maybe one of those comedians that have a real squeaky voice??
squeaky voice hmm? the co-star of Jackie Chan in RUSH HOUR can’t remember his name but he fits perfectly haha
I agree Mr. Rock but Jackie Chan would def outlast that black dude tho.